LETTUCE BE FRIENDS

stumpstiel-wentzchester: mykaobering: Sometimes...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:03:26 -0400

mykaobering:

Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.

I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING

Judging by your icon you are really pretty.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:02:18 -0400

thank u!!!!! u r really nice <3

geekboots: lenasheadey: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:57:55 -0400

geekboots:

lenasheadey:

teruteruhanamura:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

#i’d be like: #’shit am i dead too?’

LOW FUCKING BLOW

virginitity: how i seduce men

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:57:45 -0400

virginitity:

how i seduce men

fallingaroundagain: lupeylycan: un-balanc-ed: thatwrongthing: this shirt would fit if it...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:57:34 -0400

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

joshuellle: i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up and then...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:56:38 -0400

joshuellle:

i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up

and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:55:30 -0400

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:54:31 -0400

hydrogenbombs: refreshing and gaining TWO followers

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:23:46 -0400

hydrogenbombs:

refreshing and gaining TWO followers

justinibiebers: stuff you ask your mom: mom where’s my towel mom what do we eat for dinner mom...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:23:42 -0400

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

mom where’s my towel

mom what do we eat for dinner

mom what’s time is it

mom where’s my phone

mom when do you come back

mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

dad where is mom

rapunziam: ”hey remember when you were a fan of-”

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:23:32 -0400

rapunziam:

”hey remember when you were a fan of-”

tonystarksnipples: colonelmustangsnipples: goldenclitoris: poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:14:51 -0400

tonystarksnipples:

colonelmustangsnipples:

goldenclitoris:

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies

Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians

a popular tourist site

Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:23:31 -0400

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

despicable-me: Evil Minion http://bit.ly/evilminion Download

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:19:40 -0400

despicable-me:

Evil Minion

http://bit.ly/evilminion

Download

emilianadarling: I’ve been waiting years for this gifset to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:18:39 -0400

emilianadarling:

I’ve been waiting years for this gifset to come into my life.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: I can tell it, this movie is going...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:27:18 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

frigerator: i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:23:15 -0400

frigerator:

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids

bymoffatforbbc: I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:23:06 -0400

bymoffatforbbc:

I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us something that actually moves

and we’re like

dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobbly...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:24:27 -0400

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

i thought we were all in this together

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:21:42 -0400

i thought we were all in this together